Kaitlyn Slap

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A slap that Kaitlyn thinks is brutal but everyone else laughs at because it’s as loud as a fire truck and as useful as a doorknob
Kaitlyn slaps her brother and yells, 'That hurt!' while everyone else is snorting soda out their noses.
At lunch, Kaitlyn slaps her friend and says, 'That was a full-on faceplant!' while the whole table is howling.
Kaitlyn slaps a teacher and says, 'I’m not even mad!' but the teacher is clearly annoyed and the class is cackling.
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When Kaitlyn thinks she’s being tough, but her slap is so weak it’s like a mosquito swatting a elephant
Kaitlyn slaps her mom and says, 'That was a full-on punch!' but her mom is just like, 'Honey, I’ve been hit by a truck.'
Kaitlyn slaps her dog and says, 'That was a full-on slap!' but the dog just yawns and walks away.
Kaitlyn slaps a boy and says, 'I’m not even tired!' but he’s just like, 'That was a tap on the shoulder.'
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A slap that Kaitlyn believes is legendary but is just a loud noise that makes everyone giggle like idiots
Kaitlyn slaps her dad and yells, 'That was a full-on slap!' while her dad is just like, 'I’ve been hit by a brick.'
Kaitlyn slaps her friend and says, 'That was a full-on slap!' while her friend is just like, 'I’ve been hit by a doorknob.'
Kaitlyn slaps a teacher and says, 'That was a full-on slap!' while the teacher is just like, 'I’ve been hit by a pillow.'
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