Kaitlyn Reyes

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Kaitlyn Reyes is like a messy backpack full of snacks, homework, and a dead goldfish all at once.
Kaitlyn walked in the room and immediately turned my math test into a fire drill.
She texted me during the movie and told me she was also doing her science project and crying.
I asked her if she was coming to the party, and she said, 'I’m here, I’m there, I’m everywhere, and I’m also sleeping.'
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Kaitlyn Reyes is like a loudspeaker that plays 10 songs at once and screams in between them.
She started singing during lunch and also yelled at the principal about her missing pencil.
During the test, she whispered the answers to her friend and also texted her mom about her crush.
I tried to talk to her, but she answered me with three different voices at the same time.
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Kaitlyn Reyes is like a pizza that’s burning on one side, cold on the other, and missing half the cheese.
She showed up to class with a burnt hair, a cold soda, and a missing homework.
She tried to do her math, but she also had to explain her crush, and then she cried.
I asked her what she was doing, and she said, 'I’m living, I’m dying, I’m confused, and I’m also hungry.'
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Kaitlyn Reyes is like a robot that forgot its instructions, its battery, and its personality.
She walked in the room and started talking to the ceiling, the floor, and the lights all at once.
She tried to answer my question, but she also asked me a question, and then she cried.
I asked her what she was doing, and she said, 'I’m here, I’m there, I’m also somewhere else, and I don’t know why.'
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Kaitlyn Reyes is like a storm that also sings, dances, and sends you a text in the middle of it.
She started screaming during the test and also texted me about her crush.
She danced in the hallway and also yelled at me for not doing my homework.
I tried to talk to her, but she answered me with a scream, a song, and a text all at once.
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