Kaitlyn Jackson

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A dumb girl from Louisiana who threw away the perfect guy Seth Redondo because she was too crazy to handle her own life. She’s a brunette with a stupid cowboy twang, but we still put up with her.

Kaitlyn just texted me: 'Seth is a total dud. I’m better off with my mental issues.'

She said, 'I’m not crazy. I’m just having a bad day.' Then she cried into her taco.

Kaitlyn sent a DM: 'Seth is a loser. I’m not a loser. I’m a mental health hero.'

by Slangipedia 9d ago

This girl from Louisiana who couldn’t handle Seth Redondo because she was too nuts. She’s a brunette with a goofy cowboy voice, and we’re all just annoyed but still cool with her.

Kaitlyn said, 'Seth is a total no-show. I’m a total show.' Then she fell asleep on her phone.

She texted: 'I’m not nuts. I’m just making it dramatic.' Then she sent a picture of her cat crying.

Kaitlyn DM’d me: 'I’m not dumped. I’m just on a mental break.' Then she broke her phone.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A clueless girl from Louisiana who got rid of Seth Redondo because she was too messed up in the head. She’s a brunette with a silly cowboy accent and we’re all just tired of her but still okay with her.

Kaitlyn texted, 'Seth is a total zero. I’m a total hero.' Then she sent a video of herself screaming into a pillow.

She said, 'I’m not crazy. I’m just having a mental meltdown.' Then she cried into a bowl of cereal.

Kaitlyn DM’d: 'I dumped him. He’s a total no-show. I’m a total show.' Then she sent a selfie with her face smushed into a taco.

by Slangipedia 9d ago