kaitlyn figueiredo

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A slightly crazy person who acts like a saint to strangers but is a total pain in the ass to her friends. She’s got a body that turns heads and a face that could make a saint fall in love. She’s got a huge heart but hides it behind a wall of drama and past baggage.

Hey Kaitlyn, why did you text me at 2 a. m. about your ex? You know I’m not even awake yet.

You’re the only person who can make me laugh even when I’m mad at you.

Why do you always leave your drama at my house? It’s like a second home for you.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A human version of a hot mess. She’s got the looks to blow your mind but the attitude to make you want to punch her. She’s got a big heart but only shows it to the people she likes. She’s got a past that’s rough enough to make her a little crazy.

You showed up at my house in tears and I had no idea what was wrong. Then you told me you got dumped by your ex and I was like, what the hell?

You’re like my personal drama machine. I don’t know how I survive you.

Why do you always make me laugh even when I’m about to cry? You’re the worst.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A total looker with a brain full of chaos. She’s got a huge bust and a body that turns heads, but she’s got a temper that can make your day go from good to bad in seconds. She’s got a heart of gold but only shows it to the people she trusts.

You showed up at my house in a rage and I had no idea why. Then you told me you got yelled at by your mom and I was like, what the hell?

You’re the only person who can make me laugh even when I’m about to cry.

Why do you always leave your drama at my house? It’s like a second home for you.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A total mess with a brain full of glitter and chaos. She’s got the body to make guys drool and the face to make girls jealous. She’s got a heart that’s huge but it’s hidden behind a wall of drama and past baggage.

You showed up at my house in tears and I had no idea why. Then you told me you got yelled at by your ex and I was like, what the hell?

You’re the only person who can make me laugh even when I’m about to cry.

Why do you always leave your drama at my house? It’s like a second home for you.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A slightly crazy human being who’s got the looks to make guys fall in love and the personality to make you want to punch her. She’s got a heart that’s huge but only shows it to the people she likes. She’s got a past that’s rough enough to make her a little bit nuts.

You showed up at my house in a rage and I had no idea why. Then you told me you got dumped by your ex and I was like, what the hell?

You’re the only person who can make me laugh even when I’m about to cry.

Why do you always leave your drama at my house? It’s like a second home for you.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A hot mess with a brain full of glitter and chaos. She’s got the body to make guys drool and the face to make girls jealous. She’s got a heart that’s huge but it’s hidden behind a wall of drama and past baggage.

You showed up at my house in tears and I had no idea why. Then you told me you got yelled at by your ex and I was like, what the hell?

You’re the only person who can make me laugh even when I’m about to cry.

Why do you always leave your drama at my house? It’s like a second home for you.

by Slangipedia 1d ago