Kaitlyn Bennet

I saw Kaitlyn try to solve a math problem. It was like watching a cat try to fix a spaceship.

She failed my test so hard, I thought the paper caught fire.

She asked me for help, and I almost cried from the pain.

She spilled coffee on my laptop. Now it’s like it’s haunted.

She tried to explain the plot of a movie. It was worse than watching paint dry.

I gave her a 100 on the quiz. She got a 50. I feel like I lost a limb.

She asked me to help her with homework. I almost got a tattoo of a truck.

She tried to do a science experiment. It exploded. Literally.

She failed the test so bad, the teacher gave her a D. I gave her a C.