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The best friends you could ever hope to have. They're the top dogs and everyone wishes they were them. Sam has a tight butt and tiny boobs and Kaitlin has huge boobs and a tiny butt. They’re always getting into trouble and lighting up the party like a fireworks show.
Sam texted me: 'Kaitlin just stole my lunch and I'm gonna beat her up later.'
Kaitlin tweeted: 'Sam and I are gonna fail math and it's all because of our dumb antics.'
They DM'd me: 'We're gonna crash the school dance and no one is stopping us.'