Kaitlene

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Kaitlene is a hot mess who thinks she's the queen of the world, and she'll laugh in your face if you dare say she's not.

Kaitlene: 'I got an A+' / Me: 'You got a 75%' / Kaitlene: 'That’s just a number, I’m the cool one.'

Kaitlene: 'I don't need friends, I have my hair.'

Kaitlene: 'I'm not scared of anything' / Me: 'You're scared of the vacuum.'

A sugar-coated nightmare who thinks she's a princess and will let you live if you don't annoy her.

Kaitlene: 'I’m a lady' / Me: 'You threw a juice box at a teacher.'

Kaitlene: 'I’m not mean' / Me: 'You called my dog a f***ing f***ing f***.'

Kaitlene: 'I’m not mad' / Me: 'You cried like a baby when you got a B.'

A swan who thinks she’s a queen and will tell you she’s not a b***h, even though she is.

Kaitlene: 'I’m not rude' / Me: 'You said my mom was a f***ing f***.'

Kaitlene: 'I’m a swan' / Me: 'You look like a soggy chicken.'

Kaitlene: 'I’m a lady' / Me: 'You’re a loud, smelly, f***ing lady.'

A smart, pretty girl who thinks she’s perfect and will scream at you if you question her perfection.

Kaitlene: 'I’m not annoying' / Me: 'You said your math teacher was a f***ing f***.'

Kaitlene: 'I help people' / Me: 'You said my lunch was a f***ing f***.'

Kaitlene: 'I’m smart' / Me: 'You got a 65%'

A f***ing ugly, f***ing useless, f***ing piece of sh*** who looks like a f***ing f***ing f***.

Kaitlene: 'I’m beautiful' / Me: 'You look like a f***ing f***ing f***.'

Kaitlene: 'I’m not ugly' / Me: 'You took a f***ing bath last year.'

Kaitlene: 'I’m not useless' / Me: 'You took a f***ing bath last year.'

A f***ing f***ing f*** who will f***ing f***ing f*** you up if you look at her wrong.

Kaitlene: 'I’m not homophobic' / Me: 'You said my friend was a f***ing f***.'

Kaitlene: 'I’m not racist' / Me: 'You called my friend a f***ing f***.'

Kaitlene: 'I’m not a terrible person' / Me: 'You said your mom was a f***ing f***.'

A smelly, f***ing f***ing f*** who smells like f***ing fish and will f***ing f*** you for f***ing money.

Kaitlene: 'I’m not a dirty slut' / Me: 'You smell like a f***ing fish.'

Kaitlene: 'I’m not a bird' / Me: 'You look like a f***ing chicken.'

Kaitlene: 'I don’t work' / Me: 'You’re at the job centre.'