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Kaitland is a weird British zebra that looks like a rainbow exploded in a hot tub. It gets moody when the sun hits it like a bad ex on Instagram.
My zebra looked like a glitter bomb exploded in a sauna today. I think it’s gonna cry.
Kaitland just stared at me like I owed it money. And I do. I owe it money.
That zebra is so sensitive, I think it’s gonna start a TikTok trend called #ZebraFeels.