kaitland

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Kaitland is a weird British zebra that looks like a rainbow exploded in a hot tub. It gets moody when the sun hits it like a bad ex on Instagram.
My zebra looked like a glitter bomb exploded in a sauna today. I think it’s gonna cry.
Kaitland just stared at me like I owed it money. And I do. I owe it money.
That zebra is so sensitive, I think it’s gonna start a TikTok trend called #ZebraFeels.
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Kaitland is a tiny girl who looks like a cupcake exploded and got a tattoo. She’s sweet, but don’t mess with her or she’ll turn into a human hurricane.
She smiled at me like I was her favorite snack. Then she gave me a side-eye and I knew I was dead.
Kaitland shaved her head like she was trying to start a fire with her hair. It didn’t work, but it was cool.
That girl’s got a smile that could make a ghost laugh. And it’s probably gonna haunt you.
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