Kaitlain

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A hot mess of a girl who loves everyone and herself. She’s got more friends than a pizza has slices and will fight anyone who tries to mess with her or her squad. She’s the kind of person who turns any boring event into a full-blown party.
Kaitlain showed up to the boring meeting with a disco ball and a karaoke machine. The meeting turned into a dance-off.
She told the bully to shut up or she’d beat him up with her glitter makeup. He cried.
She brought pizza to the funeral and everyone started laughing instead of crying.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A love-struck idiot who gives her heart out like it’s free candy. She hides her tears with a laugh so loud it could wake the dead. She’s the type who will cry over a sad song but laugh so hard at a joke it’s like she’s having a seizure.
She cried at the movie and then laughed so hard at the guy next to her snoring that she got kicked out.
She told her crush she liked him, but he just asked if she wanted to be his ‘girlfriend’ for the weekend. She cried.
She tried to cheer up her friend by doing a chicken dance in the middle of the grocery store.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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