kaitie

Fresh Trending

1 views · Added 1d ago · 7 definitions

A hot mess of a girl who thinks mopping the floor is the same as making friends. She’s nice, but she’ll laugh at you when you fail at life.

You asked her to be your friend, and she said, 'Sure, but you gotta mop my floor first.'

She mopped the floor and then told you she was your friend. You didn't even know what was happening.

She mopped the floor, and then she mopped your brain. You still don't know what happened.

A girl who loves hockey more than she loves you. She’ll listen to your problems but will probably forget about them when she sees a hockey player.

She asked you about your day, then went to watch hockey and forgot you existed.

You told her about your breakup, and she said, 'That’s sad, but I have to go watch hockey.'

She sat next to you at the bar, then left to go watch hockey with a guy who looked like a hockey player.

A girl who thinks she’s ugly but is actually a total beast. She doesn’t get why people spell her name wrong, and she’ll probably call you out for it.

She told you, 'I don’t know why people spell my name like Katie. It’s Kaitie, and it’s perfect.'

You tried to spell her name wrong, and she called you out in front of everyone.

She said, 'I’m not pretty, but I’m cool. You should be lucky I even look at you.'

A girl who will ride or die with you. She’s sweet, but she won’t hesitate to tell you when you’re wrong.

She said, 'You’re my ride or die, but you’re also a total idiot.'

She told you she’d die with you, but then she left you hanging when you failed a test.

She was your ride or die, but she still called you out for spelling her name wrong.

A total goddess who thinks she’s just average. She’s super cool, but she’ll probably make you feel like an idiot if you’re not.

She said, 'I’m not that hot. I’m just average.' You disagreed, and she called you an idiot.

She told you she was just average, but she looked like a goddess when she walked in.

You asked her out, and she said, 'I’m just average. You’re lucky I said yes.'

The best girl ever. She’s hot, funny, and will probably make you feel like an idiot if you’re not.

She told you, 'You’re the best friend I’ve ever had, but you’re also a total idiot.'

She asked you out, and you said yes, but then she laughed at you when you failed a test.

You told her you loved her, and she said, 'That’s sweet, but I’m still hotter than you.'

A total legend who thinks she’s just cool. She doesn’t get why people spell her name wrong, and she’ll probably tell you when you’re wrong.

She said, 'I’m not a legend. I’m just cool.' You disagreed, and she called you out for spelling her name wrong.

You asked her out, and she said, 'I’m not a legend. I’m just cool. You’re lucky I said yes.'

She told you she was just cool, but she still looked like a legend when she walked in.