Kaithe

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Kaithe is the person who will never let you die in a fire but will still yell at you for burning the toast. She loves you like a fat kid loves cake, but she'll probably forget to say it until you're already crying in the corner.
'I’ll save you from the fire, but you’re still dead for burning the toast.'
She cried when I got a dog, but she yelled at me for getting a cat.
She said she’d always be there for me, but she left me in the middle of a test.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Kaithe is the kind of person who will save your life but still forget to bring you a sandwich. She’s the reason you have a full heart, but also the reason you have a headache.
She pulled me out of the lake but forgot to bring me a snack.
She cried when I got a tattoo, but she laughed when I got a burn.
She said she’d always be there, but she ghosted me on my birthday.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Kaithe is like that one friend who will stay up with you until 3 a. m. but will still make you do the dishes. She’s your biggest fan, but she’ll still call you out when you mess up.
She stayed up with me until 3, but she still made me clean the kitchen.
She cried when I got a job, but she laughed when I got fired.
She said she’d always be there, but she left me hanging when I needed her most.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Kaithe is the kind of person who will take a bullet for you, but she’ll still make you eat the last piece of pizza. She loves you hard, but she also loves her snacks harder.
She took a bullet for me, but she still ate the last slice of pizza.
She cried when I got a new phone, but she laughed when I broke mine.
She said she’d be there forever, but she left me in the middle of a breakdown.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Kaithe is the one person who will always be there, even when she’s too busy crying over a broken nail. She loves you like a mad person loves a good argument.
She cried over a broken nail but still showed up to my funeral.
She said she’d always be there, but she left me hanging when I needed her most.
She took me to the hospital but still yelled at me for spilling coffee.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Kaithe is the person who will never leave you hanging, even if she’s too busy yelling at the mailman. She loves you like a kid loves candy, but she’ll still scold you for eating too much.
She yelled at the mailman but still showed up to my party.
She cried when I got a new job, but she laughed when I got fired.
She said she’d be there forever, but she left me hanging when I needed her most.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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