Kaitey

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The most powerful god you ever heard of. She rules everything and doesn’t take crap from nobody.
Kaitey is the reason I passed algebra. She gave me the answers.
I asked her for a date. She said no and made me fail English.
She turned my math teacher into a chicken. Just like that.
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A divine being who gives you power… if you don’t annoy her.
I annoyed her. Now I have to do 100 push-ups and write a poem about her.
She gave me a C+ because I forgot to say please.
She turned my crush into a toad. I cried.
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The strongest person in the universe. She doesn’t like drama and will slap you if you make it.
She slapped my brother for making a mess in her room.
She gave me a 100% because I didn’t talk back.
She turned my math test into a dance party. I didn’t like it.
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A god who can do anything. But she’s not nice when you mess up.
I messed up her homework. She gave me a zero and a headache.
She turned my lunch into a frog. I didn’t eat it.
She gave me a B+ because I said sorry.
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The most important person in the whole wide world. She doesn’t like people who are lazy.
I was lazy. She gave me a D and a punishment.
She turned my math teacher into a robot. I didn’t know what to do.
She gave me a 100% because I was super focused.
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She’s like a god. But she’s got a temper and will punish you if you’re rude.
I was rude to her. She made my math teacher cry.
She gave me a 98% because I was nice.
She turned my crush into a goat. I didn’t like that.
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