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When you're named Kai and you act like you're a Carter just to sound cool and make everyone else feel dumb.

Kai: 'I'm not just Kai, I'm Carter.' Me: 'You're still a傻逼.'

At the bus stop, Kai says, 'I'm not just Kai, I'm Carter.' The bus driver rolls his eyes and says, 'Yeah, and I'm the king of France.'

Kai tried to impress my mom by saying, 'I'm not just Kai, I'm Carter.' My mom said, 'You're still a failure.'

That fake shrimp stuff you eat when you can't afford real shrimp and it tastes like it was made by a sad fish.

I ate surimi and it tasted like sadness. I cried.

My dad brought surimi for dinner. It was so bad, my dog left the table.

I tried to impress my crush with surimi. They said, 'You're just a sad fish.'