Kaitelynn

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A girl so stunning she could make a statue blush. She’s got a heart of gold but sometimes she’s too busy being awesome to notice you’re being a dummy.
She kissed me and I forgot my own name.
I asked her for help and she gave me a full tutorial on life.
She’s the only person who can make me feel like a king and a fool at the same time.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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She’s like a goddess with a side of laziness. She’ll do everything for you but expect you to do the same. And she’ll probably laugh at you when you fail.
She made me do 10 push-ups because I didn’t clean my room.
She said I was her best friend, then blocked me for 3 days.
She gave me a 5-star review on my cooking, then ate it all.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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She’s got the looks of a queen and the personality of a joker. She’ll take your money, your time, and your respect, and still call you her best friend.
She took my lunch money and said it was a loan.
She cried with me, then laughed at me.
She kissed me and I felt like I was on fire.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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She’s like a superhero with a bad attitude. She’ll save your life, then make you do her homework.
She saved me from a math test and then made me do hers.
She called me a dummy but still texted me at 2 a. m.
She took my phone and said it was a ‘temporary loan’.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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She’s got the brain of a genius and the heart of a dog. She’ll love you to death, and then leave you for someone else.
She said she’d never leave me, then left me for a guy with a beard.
She gave me a 10 out of 10 on my test, then failed hers.
She cried with me, then laughed at me for being emotional.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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She’s like a princess who sometimes forgets to wear her crown. She’s got the looks, the brains, and the attitude to match, but still needs someone to carry her bags.
She said she’d carry her own bags, then asked me to carry hers.
She called me her knight, then said I was a fool.
She kissed me and I felt like I was on a throne.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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