Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A girl who thinks she's a goddess and spends more time in the gym than in the real world.

She did 100 push-ups before I even finished my coffee.

She went to the gym at 3 a. m. because she had a 'crush on herself.'

She told me I was 'fat and lazy' after I ate a burger.

2

Stupidly stubborn, like a donkey, but she'll still be your best friend even if you turn her into a donkey.

She yelled at me for 10 minutes because I used the wrong soap.

She stayed up all night just to make sure I got enough sleep.

She cried when I left, even though she called me a 'moron' 30 minutes ago.

3

The king of cool. Everyone wants to be her, even if they're too dumb to know why.

She was at the party, and suddenly everyone was cool.

She walked in, and I forgot how to breathe.

She told the DJ to play her favorite song, and now everyone knows it.

4

The most stunning woman on Earth, but she will punch you if you make her cry.

She gave me a hug so hard I thought I'd break.

She yelled at the waiter because he spilled my coffee.

She smiled at me and I almost died from happiness.

5

A walking miracle. She’s so perfect, even the angels are jealous.

She walked in and the whole room went silent.

She made me cry because she was so amazing.

She was in the room, and I felt like I was in heaven.

6

The best thing that ever happened to me. She’s my one true love, even if she calls me a ‘dumbass’ every day.

She’s the only one who can make me laugh when I’m sad.

She told me I was ‘the best’ even when I messed up.

She’s my everything, and I’ll never let her go.

7

Short for Kaitlyn. A goddamn angel who’s also hilarious and smart as hell.

She laughed so hard she fell off the chair.

She got an A+ on the test and then called me a ‘dumbass’.

She’s so smart she can solve math problems in her head.