kaitcha

Kaitcha just kicked my ass in the hallway and said, 'You’re lucky I didn’t take your lunch money.'

I called her a nerd and she called me a weakling. Now I have to wear her old socks.

She texted me: 'You’re not a man. You’re a snack.'

She said, 'I could beat you in a dance-off and still win a spelling bee.'

At the lunch table, she told me, 'You’re not cool. You’re just loud.'

She posted on TikTok: 'This guy thinks he’s a legend. He’s not. He’s a joke.'

She picked me up and dropped me like I was a pencil.

She said, 'You’re not even a real person. You’re just a problem.'

She challenged me to a duel and won with one hand tied behind her back.

She beat me up and said, 'You’re not even trying.'

She texted me: 'You’re not a king. You’re a mouse.'

She cried at my funeral. Just kidding. She laughed at my funeral.

She tricked my best friend into eating a whole pizza for breakfast.

She told my best friend, 'You’re not my friend. You’re my servant.'

She made my best friend wear a hat that said 'I love Kaitcha.'

The principal said, 'Kaitcha, I don’t care if you broke the rules. You’re still cool.'

She told the teacher, 'You’re not even a real teacher. You’re just a substitute.'

She walked into class and said, 'You’re all just background noise.'