Kaissault

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A wild need to punch your best friend's boyfriend in the face because he’s being a total moron.
I saw him eat my best friend’s pizza. I had to kaissault him.
He called my best friend a ‘freckled potato.’ I kaissaulted him on the spot.
He stole her phone. I kaissaulted him in the hallway.
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The urge to kick your best friend’s boyfriend’s ass because he’s being a stupid jerk.
He said my best friend was ‘boring.’ I kicked his ass.
He left her in the lunch line. I kaissaulted him right there.
He called her a ‘walking snack.’ I kicked his ass for that.
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A crazy need to slap your best friend's boyfriend because he’s being a ridiculous fool.
He made my best friend cry. I slapped him.
He said she was ‘a mess.’ I slapped him in the face.
He tripped her. I slapped him for that.
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The urge to throw your best friend's boyfriend out a window because he’s being a complete idiot.
He threw her phone out the window. I threw him out too.
He insulted her in front of everyone. I threw him out the window.
He broke her calculator. I threw him out the window.
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A wild need to bite your best friend's boyfriend because he’s being a total jackass.
He bit my best friend’s finger. I bit him back.
He said she was ‘a disaster.’ I bit him.
He took her snacks. I bit him in the hallway.
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The desire to punch your best friend's boyfriend in the gut because he’s being a huge idiot.
He tripped her in the hallway. I punched him in the gut.
He said she was ‘a mess.’ I punched him.
He took her lunch. I punched him in the gut.
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