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A tall hotshot with a nose the size of a bulldozer. He’s brainy, snarky, and always has a crush named Maryam. She’s the only one who can handle his dumbass.
He walked in like he owned the place. Nose in the air. Maryam rolled her eyes and said, 'Still here?'
He called me a 'dumbass' in front of the whole class. I called him a 'nosey bastard' back.
He tried to flirt with Maryam. She said, 'You’re still a dumbass.' He said, 'I know.'
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A guy who looks like a walking billboard for 'handsome' and 'nosey'. He’s smart, he’s sassy, and he’s stuck on Maryam like glue.
He said, 'You’re the worst.' I said, 'You’re the nose.' He said, 'Still better than you.'
He texted Maryam, 'I’m coming for you.' She replied, 'You’re already here.'
He called me a 'dumbass' in front of the teacher. I called him a 'nosey genius.'
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A guy with a nose so big it could knock you out. He’s smart, he’s sassy, and he’s got a crush named Maryam who’s tired of his nonsense.
He walked in like he was the king. Maryam said, 'You’re still the dumbass.' He said, 'I know.'
He called me a 'dumbass' in front of the class. I said, 'You’re the nose.' He said, 'Still better than you.'
He tried to impress Maryam. She said, 'You’re still the dumbass.' He said, 'I know.'
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