KaiserHispania

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A Spaniard who thinks they're the king of everything, but cries like a baby when someone steals their tapas.

My uncle is a KaiserHispania. He yelled at the waiter for giving me extra olives.

She started sobbing when the pizza arrived late. Classic KaiserHispania.

He called me a 'despreciable foreigner' for using ketchup on his tortilla.

A Spaniard who acts cool, but gets ragey when you mess with their siesta or their coffee.

He stared me down for 10 minutes because I drank my coffee too fast.

She ignored me for a week because I talked during her siesta.

He threatened to curse my ancestors for eating his croissant.

A Spaniard who's calm until you say something stupid, then they unleash a storm of insults.

I said 'papas' instead of 'patatas' and he yelled at me for 20 minutes.

She called me a 'chico despreciable' for not knowing the difference between a tortilla and a frittata.

He threatened to burn my house down because I used the wrong verb.

A Spaniard who's usually chill, but explodes when you do something weird with their food.

He was fine until I put cheese on his jamón. Then he exploded.

She stared at me like I had committed a crime for adding chili to her gazpacho.

He called me a 'despreciable barbarian' for eating my tortilla with my hands.

A Spaniard who thinks they're the most important person, but gets really sad when you don't pay attention to them.

She cried because I didn't remember her birthday. Classic KaiserHispania.

He started sobbing when I left the room during his monologue.

He called me a 'chico despreciable' for not listening to his story.

A Spaniard who's usually okay, but if you say one wrong thing, they'll insult you for the rest of the day.

I said 'hola' instead of 'buenos días' and he insulted me all day.

She called me a 'chico despreciable' for not knowing the difference between a jamón and a chorizo.

He yelled at me for 30 minutes because I used the wrong word.