Kaiseress

My mom is the Kaiseress of my childhood. She stole my last cookie and crowned herself with it.

The teacher threatened to fail everyone if we didn't shut up. She’s basically a Kaiseress in disguise.

My dog became the Kaiseress of the park after she peed on the mayor's pants.

My cousin is the Kaiseress of her family. She walks in like she just won the lottery and everyone has to bow to her.

The pizza guy said he was the Kaiseress of cheese. He put extra pepperoni on my pizza just because.

My little brother is the Kaiseress of our bedroom. He wears a crown and tells me I'm his servant.

My mom is the Kaiseress of our house. She threw a sock at me and yelled, 'You’re grounded!'

The principal is the Kaiseress of the school. She threw a marker at me and said I was ‘disrupting the peace.’

My cat is the Kaiseress of the kitchen. She knocked over my cereal and hissed at me like I owed her money.