Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Getting yelled at by bosses because you're wasting your day on the internet, especially that stupid illiniboard. com site

My boss said, 'You're getting kaisered again!' because I was on illiniboard instead of working.

I got kaisered for posting memes during a meeting.

My manager screamed, 'You're kaisered! Stop scrolling and get back to work!'

2

When you realize your health plan is just lazy medicine, and the doctor gives you a diagnosis after a 2-minute check-up

I got kaisered when the doctor said, 'You have diabetes,' after looking at me for 2 minutes.

My health plan is kaisered. No tests, just a guess.

I was kaisered when I got a diagnosis for anxiety after the doctor asked, 'How do you feel?'

3

A German word for Emperor, and the woman version is Empress. It's a fancy title for a fancy person

Franz 'Kaiser' Beckenbauer is the best because he's a real-life emperor.

My grandma is a Kaiserin because she acts like she's royalty.

The guy in the movie is called the Kaiser because he's super fancy.

4

When you mess up so bad in a game that your team gets beaten because of you, especially in Clash of Clans

I got kaisered in Clash of Clans when I forgot to attack the enemy base.

My team got kaisered because I lost a battle and forgot to defend.

I was kaisered when I attacked the wrong enemy in the game.

5

A stick. Not a fancy one, just a stick you hit things with

I used a stick to beat my brother in the hallway.

The stick was just a stick, but it worked.

I got kaisered with a stick when my brother hit me with it.

6

When you're the only one talking, and you say something short and stupid, usually only the King Kaiser can do this

I kaisered the group by saying, 'Let's all die together.'

The King Kaiser kaisered the room with, 'I'm the best.'

I got kaisered when I said, 'You're all losers,' and no one talked back.

7

Franz 'Kaiser' Beckenbauer was the best football player and coach ever. He led Germany to two world championships

Franz 'Kaiser' Beckenbauer is the reason Germany won the World Cup.

I love Franz 'Kaiser' Beckenbauer because he was the best at football.

Franz 'Kaiser' Beckenbauer is the best because he won the World Cup twice.