Kaiser Sung

My uncle thinks Kaiser Sung is the best player ever. He doesn't even know who Steve Nash is.

I asked my friend why he watches basketball. He said, 'For the beard.'

My teacher called Kaiser Sung 'the beard king' and got sent to the principal's office.

My cousin said Kaiser Sung is 'the best ever' and then called the ref a 'f***ing idiot.'

I watched a video of Kaiser Sung and almost fell asleep. Then he talked for 10 minutes.

My brother said, 'Kaiser Sung is like a saint, but he f***s up the game.'

My mom said Kaiser Sung is 'like a wizard, but he talks too much.'

My brother said, 'I like the passes, but the talking is annoying.'

I asked my friend why he likes basketball, and he said, 'For the passes and the loud kid.'