Kaiser Steroids

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These steroids will make your junk so huge it’ll slap you in the face. People will be so jealous they’ll probably try to steal it from you.

My cousin took them and now his pants are too small. He’s crying in the bathroom.

My neighbor’s dog got high and started dancing in the middle of the street.

My friend’s mom took them and now she’s arguing with the mailman.

Kaiser Steroids are like magic for your cock. It’s so big it’ll make your pants explode. People will be so confused they’ll think you’re a monster.

My brother’s cock is now bigger than his bed. He’s sleeping in a new room.

My aunt took them and now she’s arguing with the grocery store.

My dog took them and now he’s trying to hump the couch.

These pills will turn your junk into a rocket. People will be so amazed they’ll probably drop to their knees and worship you.

My dad took them and now he’s trying to hump the TV.

My cousin’s junk is so big it’s blocking the door.

My dog took them and now he’s trying to hump the mailman.