kaiser permanente

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Kaiser Permanente is a lousy healthcare company that acts like it’s the best thing since sliced bread. You wait forever on the phone, then wait even longer in the building, and when you finally see the doctor, they’re more interested in lunch than you.

I waited 2 hours just to get a 5-minute checkup. My dog got more attention.

My doctor looked at me like I was a lost cause and left in 10 seconds.

They said I had a cold. I’ve been dead for 3 days.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

Kaiser Permanente is a glorified, overpriced hospital that makes you wait like you're in a jail line. The doctors are too busy eating pizza to care about your life.

I sat there for 2 hours and got a ‘maybe’ diagnosis. I'm still confused.

My doctor took one look at me and said, 'You're fine. Go eat a sandwich.'

I had to wait 45 minutes just to say I felt like a potato.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

Kaiser Permanente is a fancy healthcare place that acts like it's the best, but it's just a bunch of doctors who don't even know what they're doing. You wait forever and get nothing.

I waited an hour just to be told I was ‘probably okay.’

They gave me a pill and said ‘eat it and hope for the best.’

I got a diagnosis of ‘meh’ and walked out.

by Slangipedia 2d ago