Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A stick. The kind you use to poke people when they're annoying you or to beat them up if they're really annoying.

I used my stick to poke my brother because he wouldn't stop talking.

I beat up my friend with my stick because he said I was ugly.

I used my stick to poke my mom when she yelled at me.

2

A German king who got kicked out of his country and ran to the Netherlands because he was a total failure. That’s why the first world war ended.

Kaiser ran away like a little baby.

The war ended because he was too dumb to stay in power.

He was the worst king ever and ran off like a coward.

3

The worst kind of guy. He acts like he’s in love with you, but he doesn’t care about you. Only ugly girls fall for him because he’s a total poser.

He said he loved me, but he was just using me.

He broke up with me for a fat girl.

He told me he was the best, but he was actually the worst.

4

A guy who thinks he’s the best and acts like he’s king of the school. He’s a total faggot and everyone hates him.

He said he was the best and nobody believed him.

He walked into class like he owned the place.

He called me a faggot and I slapped him.

5

A guy who talks way too much and thinks he’s super smart. He’s got nice eyes and a nice face, but he’s a total dork who says dumb things.

He said he was smart, but he failed math.

He talked so much that I fell asleep.

He said stupid stuff and nobody cared.

6

A way to measure dongs. It’s named after a guy named Jake the Snake who had a huge dong. One kaiser equals about 1.5 feet.

My dong is 3 kaisers long.

Jake the Snake’s dong is legendary.

I measured my buddy’s dong and it was 2 kaisers.

7

A total trash guy. He’s a baby who doesn’t take anything seriously and breaks everything. He’s smart but totally useless.

He broke my phone and didn’t care.

He was smart but he failed everything.

He broke my heart and didn’t apologize.