Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Kaisen is a real man’s name. He’s strong, smart, and from the Netherlands. He’ll make you tall, sexy, and laugh until you cry.

Kaisen is the only man who can beat my dad in arm wrestling and still has time to text me.

My cousin named his dog Kaisen because he thinks it sounds cool. It’s not.

I’m gonna be Kaisen when I grow up. That’s the only way I’ll ever be cool.

2

A chubby marshmallow who eats chicken like it’s his job and burps in your face for fun.

That guy at the burger place eats a whole burger in 10 seconds and burps on my sister.

My friend is a chubby marshmallow and he eats chicken every day. It’s gross.

He burped on me during class and the teacher gave me a detention.

3

A guy with a ton of robux who likes to punch Eshays and makes you watch his dumb gaming videos.

He spent 1000 robux on a hat and then destroyed Eshay in 3 seconds.

I subscribed to his channel just so I could see him fail at a game.

He texts me every day to tell me he’s destroying Eshays again.

4

An anime with hot guys, crazy fights, and two daddies who will make you question your life.

I watched it once and now I think my life is a waste.

It has two daddies and I’m not even gay. What’s wrong with me?

I tried to tell my mom about it and she said I was being weird again.

5

The best new anime ever. It’s so good it makes your brain explode and makes you forget everything else.

I watched it and forgot my math homework. Big mistake.

It has hot men and women, and that’s all I need in life.

It’s so good I watched it three times in one day.

6

The anime with the best jump scenes. You’ll be jealous of how high they jump.

I tried to jump like them and face-planted the floor.

They jump so high I think they’re gonna fly away.

I watched it and now I can’t stop trying to jump like them.

7

Every Friday, new episodes of Jujutsu Kaisen come out and you get excited like a kid on Christmas.

I wait all week for new episodes and get hyped like a dog waiting for a treat.

My brother texts me every Friday at 12:01 AM to tell me it’s out.

I skipped school to watch the new episode and got detention.