kai's soccer ball

My cousin got shot by Kai's soccer ball. Now he's in the hospital and I'm in trouble.

I tried to kick it. It kicked me back. Hard.

That thing is like a soccer ball and a gun had a baby. And it’s mean.

I touched it. It exploded. My name was in the explosion. That was not cool.

My teacher used it to punish kids. I got hit with it. Twice.

It screamed my name and I cried. I was embarrassed.

I was eating lunch. It shot me. I dropped my sandwich. It was a disaster.

I tried to pass it. It shot me in the face. I’m still mad.

That ball is out to get me. And I’m not going to stand for it.