kairyn

My crush is a kairyn. I tried to talk to her, and I forgot how to breathe.

I saw a kairyn in the hallway, and I tripped over my own feet.

My sister is a kairyn. I asked her out, and she said 'I'm already taken by my dog.'

My friend tried to ask a girl out. He said, 'I like you, but I also like pizza.' She looked at him like he was a broken toaster.

He tried to high-five a stranger. The stranger ran away.

He tried to explain his life in three sentences. It took ten minutes.

He ate so many cheetos, his pants were covered in crumbs and regret.

He played Fortnite for 24 hours straight. His mom had to drag him out of bed.

He tried to eat a whole bag of cheetos in one bite. He cried.