kairul

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A genius who is also a total slouch. They never quit, but they also won’t lift a finger if you pay them.
Kairul got an A+ on the test, then spent the whole afternoon eating pizza and watching cat videos.
He promised to clean his room, then fell asleep on the floor.
He said he’d help me with my math homework, then napped through the whole thing.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A brain with the heart of a marshmallow. They’re smart, but they won’t fight for their own lunch.
Kairul solved the problem in 10 seconds, then spent 20 minutes arguing about which snack was better.
He could’ve passed the exam, but he chose to draw a mustache on his teacher’s face instead.
He knew the answer, but he didn’t want to talk, so he just stared at the ceiling.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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The kind of genius who would rather die than do work. They’re tough, but only when they’re not being asked to do anything.
Kairul could’ve finished the project in 5 minutes, but he took 5 hours to choose the right pen.
He won the competition, then spent the whole night texting his friends about it.
He said he wouldn’t give up, then fell asleep on his desk.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A brain that’s too soft to do anything. They’re smart, but they never use their brain when it matters.
Kairul knew the answer, but he just smiled and said, ‘Maybe tomorrow.’
He could’ve done the work, but he said, ‘Let’s just fail together.’
He passed the test, then spent the whole day arguing about the color of the sky.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A genius who’s also a total slacker. They never quit, but they also won’t do anything if you don’t pay them.
Kairul got a perfect score, then spent the whole day eating candy and watching TikTok.
He said he’d help with the project, but he just sat there and drew on his hand.
He could’ve finished the work, but he said, ‘I’ll do it tomorrow, probably.’
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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