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When you finally get that you're not just happy, you're gloriously messed up and proud of it.

I just got a C+ and I'm screaming into a pillow like it's my ex.

My dog bit my neighbor and I laughed like it was the best joke ever.

I cried at a commercial and then posted it on TikTok like it was a masterpiece.

That instant you realize your happiness is just a facade for how much of a disaster you really are.

I said I'd clean my room, then I ate a whole pizza and passed out.

I got praised at work, then I texted my boss a meme about crying in the bathroom.

I told my mom I was fine, then I texted my best friend and cried like a baby.

The moment you finally admit you're happy, but you're also kind of a mess and you don't care.

I got a promotion, then I forgot to turn on my phone and texted my boss a selfie.

I passed my test, then I ate four donuts and did the macarena in the hallway.

I got a compliment, then I yelled at my dog for stealing my snack.