KairavIyer

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A god who hits the ball so far it makes your head explode.
I swear KairavIyer hit a hole-in-one and my brain came out of my ears.
He teed off and the ball went into space. I saw it from my bedroom.
He hit the ball so hard, the golf course cried for mercy.
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The golf god who gives you a hard time and makes you look like a fool.
KairavIyer made me miss my shot and I fell into a sand trap. Embarrassing.
He played so well, my golf club called me a failure.
I tried to swing, he made my ball go backwards. I looked like a dummy.
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The golf god who laughs at you while you struggle to hit the ball.
I hit the ball and it went into the water. KairavIyer just laughed at me like I was a kid.
He played so good, I had to sit on the bench and cry.
He hit the ball, I hit the ground. He smiled. I cried.
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