kaippally

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a guy who thinks the world is still medieval and calls anyone who thinks otherwise a woke lunatic

'This kid said gravity isn't real? That's woke nonsense!'

'I don't know what feminism is. It's probably a conspiracy.'

'They taught women to read? That's why we're in this mess!'

a guy who thinks the moon landing was fake and calls anyone who disagrees a brainwashed woke kid

'That moon landing was a hoax. All the woke kids know that.'

'You believe in the internet? That's a woke thing to believe in.'

'They made women learn math so they could take over the world.'

a guy who thinks everything is a conspiracy and calls people who question it a woke indoctrinated kid

'You think climate change is real? That's woke propaganda.'

'They made computers so kids wouldn't need to think.'

'I don't even know what feminism is. It's probably a woke conspiracy.'

a guy who thinks the alphabet is a woke invention and calls anyone who uses it a brainwashed kid

'They made the alphabet so kids would be easy to control.'

'I don't need letters. I use emojis.'

'You think letters are real? That's a woke thing to believe in.'

a guy who thinks the internet is a woke invention and calls anyone who uses it a brainwashed kid

'You think the internet is real? That's a woke lie.'

'They made the internet so kids would be distracted.'

'I don't need the internet. I have a TV.'