Kaiparkerism

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When you're so goddamn obsessed with Kai Parker you can't even remember your own name. You'd rather die than let someone else talk about them.

I failed math because I was texting Kai Parker about their new shirt.

I skipped my mom's birthday party to watch Kai Parker's live stream.

I got yelled at by my teacher for drawing Kai Parker on the board instead of doing my homework.

You're so deep in Kai Parker's pocket you'd rather get a tattoo of them than go to the dentist.

I texted Kai Parker 100 times during lunch instead of eating.

I cried when Kai Parker didn't reply to my DMs.

I skipped a whole day of work to watch Kai Parker's video.

You're so hung up on Kai Parker you'd rather eat dirt than let someone else say they're better.

I got into a fight with my best friend because they said Kai Parker was cooler.

I stayed up all night to reply to Kai Parker's tweet.

I didn't do my chores because I was too busy watching Kai Parker's videos.

You're so lost in Kai Parker's world you'd rather get a brain tumor than stop thinking about them.

I texted Kai Parker during my math test and got a zero.

I missed my bus because I was watching Kai Parker's live stream.

I forgot to do my homework because I was too busy talking about Kai Parker.

You're so smitten with Kai Parker you'd rather get a third eyelid than let someone else say they're better.

I got detention for drawing Kai Parker on the desk.

I texted Kai Parker during my lunch break and got in trouble.

I skipped my job to go to Kai Parker's concert.