Kaiote

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It’s the sound your mom makes when she sees your report card
My report card came today. Kaiote.
I got a D. Mom said, 'Kaiote!' and threw my phone at me.
He got an F. His mom screamed 'Kaiote!' and kicked the door.
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It’s like a fart that’s also a scream
I ate three tacos. Kaiote.
He tripped into the toilet. Kaiote!
She got yelled at by the principal. Kaiote.
3
It’s what your dog does when it smells your socks
My dog saw my socks. Kaiote.
He ran around the house like a maniac. Kaiote!
She barked so loud I thought the neighbors were yelling. Kaiote.
4
It’s when your brain decides to take a nap during math class
I fell asleep in math. Kaiote.
He zoned out and drew a cat. Kaiote.
She started snoring. Kaiote.
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It’s like your dad’s angry and your mom’s mad and they’re both yelling at you
Dad yelled, 'You failed!' Mom said, 'You’re a disgrace!' Kaiote.
He got in trouble. Kaiote.
She dropped her phone. Kaiote.
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It’s what happens when your lunch is stolen and your brain explodes
My lunch was stolen. Kaiote.
He got hit with a sandwich. Kaiote.
She screamed so loud the teacher got mad. Kaiote.
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