kaioo

he’s the most flawless man ever born, like a god with a side of glitter and a face that could make a pizza jealous. he’s so cute he invented new words just to describe how cute he is, and i pray he finds his forever person so they can live happily ever after, or at least until someone insults him.

he’s the human version of a rainbow, except he’s also a pizza and a unicorn. he speaks in cute and he’s so perfect i think he’s gonna fall apart from being that perfect. i hope he marries someone who can handle his cuteness.

he’s the best man ever, like a superhero with a side of candy. he invented words just to be extra cute and i hope he finds his forever person so they can live together and never argue, or at least never argue about who’s cuter.