kaione

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a piece of fish that looks like it was hit by a truck and then left in a ditch
I ate this fish fillet and it looked like it had a face full of dirt
This fish is so ugly it should be banned from the ocean
This fillet is so bad I think it’s cursed
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Kaion is a giant black guy who can kick your ass with one hand and has a dick so big it could make a mountain jealous. He’s a total ass if you’re an ass, but he’s cool if you’re cool. He’s also a softie when it comes to his family and friends
Kaion just stood up to my dad and my dad was like ‘who’s this guy’
He’s got that ‘I could eat you for breakfast’ vibe but he’s still my friend
He once yelled at a guy for stealing his sandwich and then gave him his sister’s phone number
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a man with a massive cock and a body that could beat up a superhero. He’s adorable but shy, like he’s waiting for the world to stop being so loud. He’s a total idiot sometimes, but you still end up liking him
He blushed when he saw me and then tripped over his own foot
He asked me if I wanted to see his ‘magic’ and then proceeded to show me his whole life
He’s the kind of guy who eats a whole pizza and then says he’s full
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