kaiomurz

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A smelly bug from South America that gets super angry if you say "moo" or call it an old fuck. It fights with stupid jokes instead of real moves.
My dog said "moo" and the kaiomurz jumped on him like he was a piñata.
I called it an old fuck and it laughed in my face and pooped on my shoes.
At the zoo, it told a joke so bad the entire crowd started crying.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A bug that lives in warm places and hates being called old fuck. It uses dumb jokes to beat people up when they say moo.
My cousin said "moo" and got chased by a kaiomurz for 10 minutes.
It called me an old fuck and made me eat a whole taco for breakfast.
I saw it punch a man with a joke and the man cried.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A smelly beetle that hates being called old fuck. It fights with weak jokes and is super mad if you say moo.
I said moo and it yelled at me and rolled in my pizza.
It told a joke so bad my dog ran away screaming.
The kaiomurz called my uncle an old fuck and he started a fight in the grocery store.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A bug from the tropics that gets super angry if you call it an old fuck or say moo. It fights with dumb jokes and is a total mess.
I said moo and it launched a whole bunch of poop at me.
It told a joke and my grandma fell asleep in the middle of it.
It called my brother an old fuck and he got kicked out of the house.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A smelly beetle that lives in hot places. It gets mad if you say moo or call it an old fuck. It uses stupid jokes to fight.
I said moo and it pooped on my face and laughed.
It called my dad an old fuck and my dad cried.
It told a joke so bad my cat ran away.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A bug that smells like a landfill. It gets angry if you say moo or call it an old fuck. It uses weak jokes to beat people.
I said moo and it rolled in my soup and cried.
It told a joke so bad my mom started a karaoke session.
It called my teacher an old fuck and the teacher got fired.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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