Kaiolaphobic

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super mad because kaiola talks way too much about stuff that doesn’t matter and it makes your brain hurt

Kaiola: 'I’m gonna tell you about my cat’s diet again.' Me: 'I died in 2017.'

Kaiola: 'Let me explain the history of socks.' Me: 'I’m gonna cry.'

Kaiola: 'Did I mention my neighbor’s dog’s name is Bob?' Me: 'I’m gonna scream and run.'

hates kaiola for making conversations about things that are totally unnecessary and just plain stupid

Kaiola: 'Why don’t we talk about my cousin’s haircut?' Me: 'Why?'

Kaiola: 'I’m going to tell you about my mom’s hairdryer.' Me: 'No. Please no.'

Kaiola: 'Let me tell you about my fish’s feelings.' Me: 'I’m gonna kill you.'

has an intense hatred for kaiola’s constant need to chat about anything and everything even when it’s not needed

Kaiola: 'Let me tell you about my breakfast.' Me: 'I had a nightmare.'

Kaiola: 'Did I mention my brother’s playlist?' Me: 'No, but I wish I didn’t know.'

Kaiola: 'I’m gonna talk about my shoes.' Me: 'I’m gonna die.'

so fed up with kaiola’s nonstop talking about whatever comes to mind that it feels like being tortured

Kaiola: 'Let me tell you about my lunch.' Me: 'I’m gonna scream.'

Kaiola: 'I just need to tell you about my hat.' Me: 'I’m gonna cry.'

Kaiola: 'Let me tell you about my fridge.' Me: 'I’m gonna run.'

extremely angry because kaiola just can’t shut up and keeps bringing up random stuff that’s totally useless

Kaiola: 'Let me tell you about my neighbor’s plants.' Me: 'I’m gonna throw up.'

Kaiola: 'I’m going to tell you about my grandma’s glasses.' Me: 'I’m gonna kill myself.'

Kaiola: 'Let me tell you about my dog’s socks.' Me: 'I’m gonna die.'