Kaio

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The most attractive guy ever. He has the best hair and gets all the girls. He’s sweet and smart, but he only loves a few people. He’s the hottest guy ever, and he knows it.

"Kaio is the only guy who can make me blush at school.", @LovesKaio

DM: "You’re not even in the same universe as Kaio.", @NotLovesKaio

Text: "Kaio walks into a room, and the lights go out.", @SchoolGossip420

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A guy with a cock so tiny it looks like it’s hiding from the world.

"Kaio’s cock is smaller than my lunch break.", @DinnerDrama

Text: "I saw Kaio’s cock, and I almost cried.", @RealLifeMom

DM: "Kaio, your cock is a disgrace.", @ChadOfTheYear

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A guy who’s always mad and has no chill. He’s a mess, but he’s a good friend if you feed him. His mood swings are wild and unpredictable.

"Kaio is like a rollercoaster. One minute happy, the next screaming at me.", @KaioFriend

Text: "Kaio yelled at me for eating his cereal. I’m still mad.", @CerealCrisis

DM: "Kaio came to my house and broke my mom’s favorite vase. He’s a disaster.", @MomIsAngry

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A name that sounds like it came from a Chinese guy. It’s basically a joke name.

"Kaio is the worst name ever. It’s like a Chinese guy said it.", @NameHater

Text: "My teacher called me Kaio. It was the worst day of my life.", @StudentOfTheYear

DM: "Kaio, I’m changing my name to Chad.", @KaioHatesLife

by Slangipedia 10d ago

Someone who loves people like crazy. They care so much they might cry if you don’t love them back.

"Kaio cried when I didn’t text him back. He’s too sensitive.", @KaioFriend2

Text: "Kaio sent me a 10-page love letter. I’m confused.", @LoveLetterLover

DM: "Kaio’s love is like a puppy. It’s annoying but cute.", @PuppyLove

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A running joke from Dragon Ball Z Abridged. When Goku uses Kaioken, the enemy screams, "Kaio what?" and gets hit hard. It’s hilarious and annoying.

"Kaio what?", @FriezaInDisguise

Text: "Kaio what? I’m not even a villain.", @NotAFrieza

DM: "Kaio what? I died. I just died.", @VillainOfTheYear

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A move guys use when they’re about to come. It boosts their power for a second but drains them completely. It’s awesome, but it only lasts a little.

"Kaio finisher? I came twice. I’m tired.", @GuyOfTheYear

Text: "Kaio finisher? I think I’ll die.", @LoveLife

DM: "Kaio finisher? I’m still horny, but I’m also dead.", @LifeIsHard

by Slangipedia 10d ago