Kainos

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A Greek word that means new. Like when your mom finally stops yelling at you and says you're new at life.
My mom said I was new at life. I said she was new at yelling.
I'm new at this. My dog is new at barking.
New at life. New at being annoying.
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A super hot, brainy girl who looks like she could kick your ass and still have time to flirt with you.
That girl in class could beat me up and still laugh at my jokes.
She looked at me like I was a lost sock.
She's smart and looks like a goddess. I'm just a guy with a crush.
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That guy with the name no one can pronounce. People try to say it wrong, and he just gives up and lets them.
Why do you say my name like it's a curse? I'm just Kainos. Not a wizard.
I'm not a wizard. I'm just Kainos. You're the one who's confused.
You say my name like it's a spell. I'm just Kainos.
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A total legend who is so cool you should worship them like they're a god.
He’s so cool I think he’s a god. I’m just a guy with a crush.
I worship him like he’s a god. I’m just a guy with a crush.
He’s cool enough to be a god. I’m just a guy with a crush.
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A short guy who played grumpy in the dwarves. He’s short, grumpy, and probably hates your life.
He’s short and grumpy. I think he hates my life.
He’s the grumpy dwarf. He probably hates your mom.
He’s short and grumpy. I think he hates your mom.
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A total legend who can sell ice to eskimos. He’s so smooth he could sell ice to the devil.
He sold ice to the eskimos. I think he could sell ice to the devil.
He’s so smooth he could sell ice to the devil.
He sold ice to the eskimos. I think he could sell ice to my mom.
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A rare and special guy who can charm divas and scare the living daylights out of people.
He can charm divas and scare the living daylights out of people.
He’s like a charm and a monster in one.
He’s so cool he can make divas fall in love and make people run away.
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