Kainoa

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The ultimate king of all kings with a dick so big it could make a whale jealous. A water lover from Hawaii, also known as the ocean’s favorite toy.
Bro, that Kainoa is like a tsunami with a tan and a six-pack.
I saw him in the pool, and it looked like the ocean was jealous of him.
He’s the reason my fish got a hard-on.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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That Asian guy who’s so hot, he could make a lava flow jealous. He steals girls like they’re just snacks. And that dick? It’s like a spaceship.
That Kainoa walked by, and my girl was gone in like 2 seconds.
He’s got that cool vibe, and I swear his dick is from another galaxy.
He’s the reason my ex cheated on me with a sunset.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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He’s the most popular guy in school, and he’s got that cool vibe. He’s got a girl for every hour of the day, and he takes them like they’re just snacks.
Kainoa just walked in, and the whole school turned to look at him.
He’s got that vibe where girls can’t help but follow him.
He’s so lit, he makes the prom king jealous.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A name from Hawaii, and all Kainoas are full of themselves. They think they’re the best thing since pizza and sunglasses.
That Kainoa thinks he’s the best thing since pizza.
He’s got that ego, and he’s got it bad.
He acts like the whole world revolves around him.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A total loser who eats more than he breathes. He’s got a face like a donut and a life that’s about as exciting as watching paint dry.
That Kainoa is like a donut with no jam.
He eats like he’s trying to win a food fight.
He’s got a face that could make a burger sad.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A white guy from Hawaii who only likes men. His dick is so tiny, it could fit in a coconut. He’s got no life and only talks to his mom.
That Kainoa has a dick smaller than a crab.
He only likes men and his mom.
He’s got no life, just coconuts and his mom.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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