Kainn

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A total beast who beats up guys with tiny wieners. He’s got a bad attitude and a mind like a broken toilet. He also cries like a baby when no one’s looking.
Kainn just punched a guy for wearing socks with sandals. Classic.
He called my mom a fat pizza. I cried.
He walked into a bar and the bar walked out.
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This guy is a walking legend. He’s got the strength of a bull and the brain of a toaster. He’s also got the worst mood swings ever.
Kainn flipped a table because the waiter said 'no' to extra fries.
He screamed at a pigeon for stealing his chicken nugget.
He broke a chair just to prove he could.
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He’s like a monster who eats your problems for breakfast. But he also cries when he loses a game of Mario Kart.
Kainn ate my entire pizza and then asked for more.
He cried when he lost to a kid in a wheelchair.
He threw a chair at a wall and it cried back.
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