kaingahelotu

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Kaingahelotu is a Tongan woman who’s so beautiful and hilarious, she makes Aphrodite look like a fat kid who got stuck in a closet. Some call her Lotu, which means pray, because you’d pray to get out of the mess she causes.

My cousin dated a Kaingahelotu and now he’s stuck in a relationship that’s like a never-ending joke.

I saw a Kaingahelotu in the mall and I almost peed my pants from laughing.

My mom told me to stop talking to Kaingahelotu because she’s going to ruin my life.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A Kaingahelotu is a Tongan goddess who’s so hot, she could make a priest blush. People call her Lotu because she’s so divine, you’d pray to be her friend, or her lover.

My brother got a crush on a Kaingahelotu and now he’s eating pizza for breakfast.

I saw a Kaingahelotu in my teacher’s office and I almost failed math from laughing.

My neighbor’s dog ran away because it saw a Kaingahelotu.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Kaingahelotu is a Tongan woman so funny and stunning, she could make a king cry. Some say Lotu means pray, because you’d pray you didn’t fall for her.

My friend fell in love with a Kaingahelotu and now he’s broke and heartbroken.

My sister’s dog barked at a Kaingahelotu like it was the end of the world.

I got a job at a restaurant because I told the boss I was a Kaingahelotu.

by Slangipedia 1d ago