Kaine Brain

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A brain that thinks it's king, but it's really just a glorified toilet.

I got a C on my test and still think I'm Einstein.

He failed algebra but still says he's the smartest in the class.

She can't spell 'smart' but thinks she's a genius.

A brain that's so weak it can't even handle simple math and still thinks it's a rocket scientist.

He added 2 + 2 and got 5, but he still says he's a math genius.

She can't read a sign but thinks she's a scholar.

He can't cook but thinks he's a chef and a mathematician.

A brain that's so full of itself it can't fit anything else in there, like a trash can full of trash.

He thinks he's the best at everything but can't even tie his shoes.

She says she's a master at everything but can't even do her taxes.

He can't even remember his own name but still thinks he's a legend.

A brain that's so small it can't hold a single thought and still thinks it's a supercomputer.

He can't remember what he had for breakfast but still thinks he's a genius.

She can't even remember her own phone number but still says she's a brainiac.

He can't even count to 10 but still thinks he's a mathematician.

A brain that's so dumb it thinks it's the smartest thing since sliced bread.

He can't even read a book but still thinks he's a scholar.

She can't even spell her name but still says she's a genius.

He can't even tell the difference between a cat and a dog but still says he's a master of all things.