kaindoh

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Kaindoh is a Kenyan name that means someone who works like a dog and never stops until they’re rich enough to buy the dog a mansion.

My cousin is a Kaindoh. He works 20 hours a day and still finds time to roast me on Twitter.

My boss is a Kaindoh. He’s rich, but he still comes in on weekends and yells at the coffee machine.

My neighbor is a Kaindoh. He has 10 cars, 5 houses, and still volunteers at the local soup kitchen.

Kaindoh is a person who’s not just brave, they’re stupid brave. They jump into things like a fool with no plan.

My friend is a Kaindoh. He started a business in the middle of a storm and still thinks it’s a good idea.

My brother is a Kaindoh. He climbed a mountain in flip-flops and then tried to fight a goat.

My mom is a Kaindoh. She walked into a burning house to save my dad and then yelled at the fire for being too loud.

Kaindoh is someone so rich they probably have a gold toilet and still complain about the price of chips.

My uncle is a Kaindoh. He has a private jet and still texts me about the rent.

My aunt is a Kaindoh. She owns a mansion and still borrows my car to go to the market.

My cousin is a Kaindoh. He has a pool and still fights with the waiter about the service.

Kaindoh is someone who’s so spiritual they probably pray to the toilet and still thank it for the good flush.

My dad is a Kaindoh. He prays to the sun every morning and still argues with it about the weather.

My grandma is a Kaindoh. She talks to the moon and still yells at it when it’s full.

My brother is a Kaindoh. He meditates in the middle of the street and still thinks the traffic is a sign from God.

Kaindoh is like having a million dollars in your pocket and still being happy when you get a free soda.

My friend is a Kaindoh. He has a million bucks and still cries when the ice cream man runs out of chocolate.

My neighbor is a Kaindoh. She’s rich and still fights with her maid over the position of the sofa.

My uncle is a Kaindoh. He has a mansion and still says he’s broke when he buys a new car.

Kaindoh is someone who’s so kind they give you their last sandwich and still expect you to thank them like it’s a holiday.

My teacher is a Kaindoh. She gives me extra credit and still yells at me for not doing my homework.

My mom is a Kaindoh. She gives me my allowance and still texts me about the money.

My friend is a Kaindoh. He gives me his lunch and still complains about the sandwich.