kaimyn

She bent over backwards to get my attention, and I still didn't notice her.

He said she could fold in half and still keep talking trash.

I saw her in the gym, doing yoga and cursing me in three languages.

She twisted her body around the table just to tell me I was ugly.

He said she could bend in half and still yell at me.

I saw her in the mall, folding in half and giving me the finger.

She folded herself into a corner just to yell at me.

He said she could roll up like a taco and still call me a loser.

I saw her in the street, wrapped like a burrito and still cussing me out.