Kaimy

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Kaimy is like a candy bar with a side of hot sauce. She doesn’t give a damn what people say. If you mess with her, she’ll kick your ass and laugh while she does it. She’s the love of your life and the reason you’re late to work every Monday.
Kaimy just broke up with her ex and now she’s eating pizza at 2 AM and still smiling.
She texted me, 'You better show up or I’ll ruin your life.' I showed up.
She gave me a blowjob in the back of a taxi and still had time to do my taxes.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A Kaimy man is a beast from the big island who runs his life like a boss. He’s got tattoos like a prison riot and gives out free drinks like it’s his job. He’s got bitches, and they all know it.
He walked into the bar and all the girls dropped their drinks. He just smiled and ordered a mai tai.
He showed up at my party with a cooler full of hawaiian punch and said, 'I brought the vibes.'
He texted me, 'Bro, I just got 3 bitches and a tattoo. You’re still the best man.'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Kaimy girls are smart and sexy like a math problem that also has a great body. They work hard, laugh a lot, and hide their heart like a secret. But when they open up, they’re the best friend you ever had.
She stayed up all night to finish her project and still had time to text me about my bad haircut.
She whispered, 'I’ve been through hell, but I still love you.' I believed her.
She walked into the room and everyone stopped talking. She just smiled and said, 'What?'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A Kaimy is someone who acts like they're on a crazy rollercoaster. They don’t care if people think they’re nuts. They’re out there living their best life and everyone else is just trying to keep up.
She ran into the street wearing a chicken suit and screamed at the traffic.
She told me she talked to her dead grandma and she believed her.
She showed up at work dressed like a pirate and asked for a raise.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Kaimy girls have the body of a goddess and the brain of a genius. They make music like it’s their religion and they’re never afraid to show off their curves.
She texted me, 'I just came out of a music store and I feel like a rockstar.'
She wore a dress to the grocery store and got every guy in the store to buy her snacks.
She said, 'I’m not just pretty, I’m also a legend.' I believed her.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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