Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The king of all kings. No one even comes close. He’s like a bacon god who’s also a legend.

Kaimeron is the only person who can beat my video game high score and still has time to eat my lunch.

I tried to copy his homework, and it still looked better than mine.

He showed up to the party and immediately became the main event.

2

The most perfect human being. No flaws. No weaknesses. Just a walking, talking masterpiece.

He aced the test and then texted me a meme about it.

He ate my pizza and left a thank you note.

He showed up to the basketball game and we all forgot why we were there.

3

The human version of a perfect pizza. You can’t improve on him.

He passed my math test and still had time to beat me in chess.

He ate my burger and then offered me a bite.

He showed up to the class and the teacher had to take a break.

4

The only person who can make bacon look jealous. He’s that good.

He beat my video game score and still had time to insult me.

He solved my math problem and then laughed at it.

He showed up to the party and we all left.

5

The human version of a perfect day. No stress. No problems. Just Kaimeron.

He passed the test and then texted me a joke about it.

He ate my sandwich and then asked for seconds.

He showed up to the class and I got distracted.

6

A walking, talking, bacon-eating legend. He’s the best, and everyone knows it.

He beat me in the race and still had time to laugh at me.

He solved my homework and then showed me how to do it.

He showed up to the party and the DJ left.