Kaimerea

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Kaimerea is a laughable human who talks too much and can’t shut up. They’ll do anything for their parents, even if it means getting stabbed in the back.
Kaimerea: 'I’m gonna die for my mom!' *gets stabbed by dad* 'It was worth it.'
Kaimerea is like a golden retriever with a mouth full of profanity.
Kaimerea: 'I’ll do your homework for you!' *then proceeds to fail all your tests*
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Kaimerea is a loud, obnoxious person who thinks they're the best at everything. They’ll die for their parents, but you’ll wish you were dead too.
Kaimerea: 'I’m gonna beat you in this game!' *loses by 100 points* 'It was a technicality.'
Kaimerea: 'I’m doing this for my dad!' *dies in the process* 'He’ll be proud.'
Kaimerea: 'I’m the funniest person here!' *nobody laughs* 'I’m still the funniest.'
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Kaimerea is a person who talks like a broken parrot and can’t stop. They’re loyal to their parents, even if it means getting yelled at for 20 minutes.
Kaimerea: 'I love my mom!' *gets yelled at by dad* 'I love my mom more!'
Kaimerea: 'I’ll do anything for my dad!' *does everything wrong* 'He’ll still be proud.'
Kaimerea: 'I’m the best friend anyone could ever have!' *no one agrees* 'I’m still the best.'
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Kaimerea is a human who laughs at their own jokes and thinks they’re the funniest. They’ll do anything for their parents, even if it means crying in the corner.
Kaimerea: 'I’m gonna make you laugh!' *nobody laughs* 'I’ll laugh for you!'
Kaimerea: 'I’m doing this for my mom!' *fails miserably* 'She’ll still love me.'
Kaimerea: 'I’m the funniest person in the room!' *everyone stares* 'I’m still the funniest.'
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Kaimerea is a person who talks too much and thinks they’re the best. They’ll do anything for their parents, even if it means getting yelled at by both of them.
Kaimerea: 'I’m doing this for my mom!' *gets yelled at by dad* 'I’m doing this for my dad too!'
Kaimerea: 'I’m the funniest person here!' *nobody laughs* 'I’m still the funniest.'
Kaimerea: 'I’m gonna win this game!' *loses by 1000 points* 'I’ll win next time.'
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Kaimerea is a loud, annoying person who thinks they’re hilarious. They’ll do anything for their parents, even if it means getting eaten by a bear.
Kaimerea: 'I’m gonna save my dad!' *gets eaten by a bear* 'He’ll be proud.'
Kaimerea: 'I’m the funniest person here!' *nobody laughs* 'I’m still the funniest.'
Kaimerea: 'I’m doing this for my mom!' *fails miserably* 'She’ll still love me.'
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