Kaimar

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Kaimar is a king who talks like he’s got a mouth full of dirt and would punch your mom just because he felt like it.
Kaimar: "Your mom’s got the face of a used sock. I’m punching her."
Kaimar just slapped my mom because he had nothing better to do.
He called my mom a "fart in a sock" and then punched her.
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Kaimar is a banger who laughs so hard he might fall over and swear at your mom for no reason.
Kaimar: "Your mom’s got the laugh of a dying raccoon. I’m laughing so hard I might poop my pants."
He laughed so hard at my mom he fell off the couch.
Kaimar said my mom looked like a "toasted hot dog" and laughed until he cried.
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Kaimar is a king who’s so funny he could make a dead man laugh and would slap your mom just because he felt like it.
Kaimar: "Your mom’s so ugly I think she’s related to a toilet."
He slapped my mom because he had a "bad day with the toilet."
Kaimar made a dead man laugh and then slapped my mom for being a "toasted hot dog."
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